Lapid Fatah: You all understand why we gathered here. The fact that you came indicates that this is serious. We all understand that by morning this will be leaked, so there is no time. I offer Yvette the defense portfolio, Bozi you will be the finance minister, Zehava you can choose between interior and housing and your party will have another portfolio, of course.
Mofaz, you will be an executive minister. Expect you to remain the Minister of Justice and the person in charge of political negotiations, only you will no longer have the babysitter, Molcho, to hinder your steps.
For the first time, due to Gideon Sa'ar's resignation, we have together an iron coalition of 61 MKs. This forum will also be the political-security cabinet plus Yaakov Perry, who will be promoted to Minister of Internal Security.
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From time to time we may be able to get outside support from the Arabs, if you, Yvette, don't make too many messes. We will quickly advance the partnership agreement, buses on Shabbat, the conversion law, true equality of burdens and lowering the cost of living. We will announce in advance that this is a short-term coalition.
Some of us will come to the next election with what it takes to fight for the prime ministership.
And Bibi? Bibi will be the opposition chairman, until the Likud throws him, probably, to hell. What do you say, friends? Are we done?
Galon asked about construction in the settlements, Livni asked what would be given to Abbas to return to the room, and Bouzi said he didn't know if it would pass the Labor Party conference. Yvette didn't say anything. It's not in his honor to say that he's risking the most in this story as a right-winger, who ousted a right-wing government, but the compensation package: Bibi out + defense minister + real achievements in the field of religion and state, this package is worth it to him.
Everyone looked towards Lapid – could he be prime minister? On the one hand, he wasn't really in-depth and not experienced enough, and there were entire worlds of content that were foreign to him.
On the other hand, Bibi. What do they have to lose?
Note: The event described never happened and is entirely a figment of the author's imagination. In the meantime?
From Raviv Drucker's blog:
http://drucker10.net/?p=2422
