Family Counselor: What a genius Bibi is

Sherry Roth
August 28, 2014   
Yehuda, the Prime Minister must have said to the Attorney General, you closed the corner for me in Bibi Torres, you helped me in the Yvette case, help me with this. I don't have a majority for a ceasefire • And the loyal Yehuda understood well and helped, as always
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What a genius Bibi is. While we, fools like us, continue to count votes in the cabinet, giving meaning to every statement by Gilad Erdan or Tzipi Livni, Netanyahu has already thought of the perfect solution. Go to the family advisor to the government.

Yehuda, the Prime Minister must have told him at the night meeting, you closed the corner on Bibi Torres for me, you helped me with the Yvette case (forget that now I regret it), help me with this. I don't have a majority for a ceasefire. Bennett and Lieberman, the bastards, along with Aharonovich, Yvette's senator, who suddenly changed his position against me for sure. Gilad Erdan locked himself into a position of opposition and Livni goes around everywhere saying she is against the arrangement. Where will I get a majority? I owe you your help Yehuda. They will drag us into the disaster of these ministers.

Yehuda El-Ha must have given a fight at the beginning. How can I, Mr. Prime Minister? We brought the land entry to the cabinet, we approved the Egyptian initiative by vote, you voted for the withdrawal of IDF forces from the Gaza Strip and you received telephone approval for any mobilization of ten thousand soldiers. How is it possible that the agreement itself is not brought to the cabinet? What, we won't even reveal it to the public?

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I'm guessing Netanyahu came to the debate armed with arguments that Cabinet Secretary Avichai Mandelblit had prepared. He was brought in precisely for such times of distress. Tell him, the former military attorney general (now Cabinet Secretary) must have said: This is not the agreement. What the hell. This is just a decision on a temporary ceasefire. When there is a final agreement, in a month, then you will surely bring it to the cabinet. Of course. What, for every decision on a temporary ceasefire, a prime minister needs a cabinet? What nonsense.

Netanyahu must have thought to himself – but how will I explain later to the ministers that the crossings were opened, that the fishing zone was expanded, that I allowed access up to the perimeter fence, in short, that I agreed to the entire agreement that the cabinet didn’t like, the one that gives Hamas achievements following the fighting? I’m also willing to guess what Netanyahu answered himself – nonsense, what does it matter what happens in a week or two? The main thing is that we stop this exhaustion now, which has brought my popularity below fifty percent.

One can only imagine the cries of joy that the prime minister stifled when it became clear to him that Weinstein was really going along with this. Now all that is needed is to send Liran Dan and the other speakers to a briefing in the name of "political figures" that Hamas has surrendered, that it has agreed to what it did not want before, that they did not give it anything. One can also trust the Minister of Justice that he will not publish his opinion (secret, secret. The legal position according to which it is possible not to bring such an agreement to the cabinet is very secret) and will give me cover not to publish my understandings with Hamas. What a wonderful day it is that Yankela (a trustee) and I chose a legal advisor to the government who also happens to be my confidant for at least 15 years.

From Raviv Drucker's website:

http://drucker10.net/?p=2360

 


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