From the diary of my good neighbor, his fingers like horses, his forehead scratched, his face pale and blue circles around his eyes:
21:55
That's it. It's going to end. Actually, it's going to start. We'll know what's happening soon. At exactly ten - the long-awaited sample. I tried checking all sorts of sites, maybe there are leaks. There aren't. Zero glitches, zero leaks.
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Something horrifying, the reporters talk, hint, as if they know, or maybe they actually determine. And I'm in suspense, I have to know. I can't stand it.
I made coffee, prepared papers to write on, a small computer to do calculations, I'm prepared and ready for the big moment.
22:01
They're not talking yet. "Soon," they say, and I'm all fired up. What will happen?
22:03
That's it!!! They're starting to talk. On the B network they say that A won big. 3 votes ahead. B is behind them, and far behind G. D is hovering behind them, and T didn't even pass the threshold. Too bad, they're so nice! And I actually liked them. Maybe I should have supported them.
22:04:30
On Galei Tzahal, they actually say there is a tie. And in general with far fewer mandates than what they said on the B network. I'm shaking all over. What really? Decide, no matter what, but decide!
22:07
On Channel B they said that on TV they said that the Galei Tzahal sample was unreliable. On Galei Israel they said to wait, and on Channel 7 in general there are only melodies. Kol Barama broadcasts a lesson on the subject after many were confused, I didn't understand what the connection was and where they live.
22:11
On Radio Kol Yerushalayim, they say something unclear, they start mentioning the promises of Tzlia and Bonbat. I didn't have time to listen much, because I had to switch to the H network. It's a shame I don't have two or three more radios.
22:16
My neighbor came in in a panic: "I was stuck with the car, what's the situation?""
22:19
The neighbor is considering whether to stay with me (his wife won't let him come home until morning).
He says he has a friend with internet, who puts all the radio networks on the screen at the same time. It's a shame I don't have internet. If I had asked the rabbi, he would surely have allowed me, at least for today, to rent or borrow. It's really a matter of saving lives.
22:27
The samples are stabilizing, although not identical. AA is leading, followed by a small margin by B. In the meantime, Gag has increased by one more mandate, she took it from TAT. Wait, increased by two! She also took one from AA.
22:40
Real results are starting to come in. I'm starting to feel calm, the situation is stabilizing, the samples are clear.
22:45
The writers start to stutter, something unclear is happening. I went through all the waves, almost everyone stopped saying numbers.
I'm shaking all over from the effort. Maybe from stress.
22:47
I heard on Radio Amman that the samples are correct, and there is confirmation from Radio Palestine as well. I am starting to relax, the situation is stable.
I really don't care who, the main thing is to know. Stability is an important thing in the Middle East.
23:05
The writers are really stuttering, it's starting to get annoying.
I have to take a break, 40 seconds and I'm back with a cup of coffee and cake. And crackers.
23:40
unbelievable! reverse! They won!!! They came to power!!!
The reporters report a change in trend that has occurred in the last half hour. Really A revolution in the making!
At the Bav headquarters, bottles of champagne were opened. The chief of staff is now being interviewed and explaining what the government's policy will be, and who the coalition partners will be. "No one will dictate to us, after such a sweeping victory.".
23:42
The director of the "Dogemit" sampling company explains what happened, and analyzes why the upheaval was predictable.
The head of a modeling company declined to be interviewed.
00:05
The ugly part has begun. The leaders of the B'nai party are not coordinated regarding the distribution of portfolios, and there are several jumpers for each portfolio. And they seem to forget that there are also partners in the coalition that is being formed.
00:20
I'm still calculating Bev's options for forming a coalition.
It's not easy, Aa can place quite a blocking block.
00:25
What a mess! For some reason my coffee cup is unstable, the coffee spills on the calculator, and it fades away as if it were a party under the percentage block. I try to do the math in my head, but I keep getting confused, have I already calculated the roof, or haven't I added it yet? And who does the roof actually belong to? No, that's impossible. Maybe I'll wake my five-year-old son and ask him for his calculator. I can't stay without the ability to calculate until morning!
00:52
It's a shame the president is asleep at this hour. If he were awake, they would have probably already formed a government. Well, at his age – you can understand him.
Maybe I'll go to sleep, after all, it's nighttime for me too, and I'm not 18 anymore either.
01:15
Oh, what a shock!!! Again reverse!!!
The Galei Israel reporter claims that there is a counter-revolution, and from the true results count, 60% of the votes, Aa is actually the leader!!!
They're celebrating at AA headquarters, I heard a live broadcast! The party leader is holding a press conference in 10 minutes!!!
01:30
A slight delay. We are checking whether the transformation is indeed happening, whether it is indeed real.
Here are the reporters going on air, on all the networks, all at AA headquarters live.
head The government The party explains what the policy of the government under his leadership will be, and what portfolios he will distribute to other parties. Quite a gentleman. Now I can take a short break, he speaks in English to foreign reporters, and I don't understand English very well. But I understand that he is inviting all the leaders of the region, or the leaders of the entire world, to come and visit Jerusalem.
01:45
The new ministers are consulting. The reporters are not leaking anything. War on the horizon?
02:02
The heads of the sample and sample companies went on the air (each separately, of course), and Professor Sker and Dr. Midgam explained why such revolutions occur in a very predictable way, as they have explained many times before. I have never heard this, but if they say it – who would disagree?
02:10
The results of the truth continue to flow, 70%. The government is stable.
Interesting, is it possible to form a unity government? It seems that the small parties on both sides of the map are supposed to form a bloc that blocks unity. It will be interesting.
02:30
The Prime Minister is holding a thanksgiving party, inviting the US ambassador and the French ambassador for 2:30 AM.
02:25
The head of Aa's election campaign went on air, with a message to the nation.
02:27
The chief of staff fell silent, the reporters say he was given a note. They say there's a serious mess among the activists. I wonder if they can't hold back with the new appointments, and in public, in front of everyone, and they're probably watching it live on television.
02:29
It can't be!!! Another transformation!!!
Second transformation in one night!!!
The government is changing, BB passed AA after counting 80 percent of the votes, passing AA by at least two seats!!!
What a drama!!!
What a fickle nation!!!
Every two hours they change the government!!!
Truly national irresponsibility!!!
Who would have believed it?!?!?!
And what will they say in Italy?
02:40
I've been trying to wake my son up for five minutes now, to tell me where his calculator is, I can't find my arms and legs, how can you form a government like this?
And he – sleeping soundly, turns to the other side, and firmly claims: Leave me alone, I don't have math class today!
Where is the respect for father?!?!?!
That's it, the entries in my good neighbor's diary are over.
Honestly, I haven't seen him since. I have no idea why he didn't keep writing. Maybe he ran out of ink, and his son didn't want to get up.
Well, with a heavy heart I feel the need to be frank. I must confess (and don't reveal it in public, please!), that I was not a party to this terrible thing, to the change of governments, to the defeat and the victory, to everyone's "long live" wishes, to the appointments and the tenures, to the resignations and the overlaps.
And actually, it was probably really good. Everyone had a chance to drink the champagne they made! Joy for all!
And me? I slept peacefully on my bed, and waited leisurely for two and a half days, until they finished counting the votes. And really, really, I was exempt from champagne, and I managed without a calculator, because they didn't ask me which coalition to form. They also didn't ask me which minister and in which office I wanted to be (I don't want to!!!).
When I went to work on Wednesday morning, I didn't understand why the streets were pretty empty. I arrived at work, and the office was almost completely empty.
What is this, is everyone crazy?
And maybe, oh, maybe, maybe... I'm starting to worry thatme Is there a problem, maybe I'm actually the crazy one? Could they still hospitalize me? Please, come visit...
And tell me who formed a government. Really.
× Partial information is not reality.
× Reality does not change according to my information.
× Reality exists, even if I only see part of it.
× Treating partial information as a complete reality is like someone who sees a vehicle from the side and firmly claims that it is a motorcycle, because he only sees two wheels.
× Polls do not try to discover reality, but rather try to create it.
× The blessing lies only in what is hidden from sight.
