Not that I know how the election could have gone any differently, but the way it's going today, it's just hilarious. Why not? A good laugh for your health.
Do you find a shred of seriousness in this ridiculous battlefield? I don't.
I remember the previous elections. I can't recall even a hint of a smile on anyone's face during them. On the contrary, an abysmal seriousness surrounded them.
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We always believed that there was some flesh-and-blood leader in the capital of the world. That there was something behind it, that we didn't know the secret of, but others did.
We always believed somehow that someone here would still put things in order in this country, and that everything would finally be okay. We were fooled every time. And yet the elections were shrouded in the hope that there were truth-tellers, that there were those among the fighters who did good and had faith, and that there were those who could be trusted.
The elections this time are simply a joke. What makes them even funnier is the talk around them, and the propaganda films.
The advertising war is taking place online.
It's true that 'transparent' people are watching us from all sides on the city streets, it's true that we've still got a lot of printed balconies and flyers that will be thrown from passing cars. But really, who would bend down to pick up a flyer when every computer, no matter how 'crappy' one there is, teaches you how to do a comedy workshop - what kind of sucker would pick up a flyer?
These elections are a joke. Has any of us ever sat seriously and watched a feverish cartoon video, which was coming out of even the most modern computer, and thought that there was something serious about it?
This election is a joke. Everyone is lying and everyone knows everyone is lying and whoever laughs last laughs.
Everyone looks down on everyone else, because everyone looks down on them, with an evil laugh.
Everyone points at each other and marvels at horrific oblivions, which no one remembers whether they existed or not, but it doesn't matter. Because, between us, who cares whether the things are true or not? The main thing is that they are funny.
Everyone points to themselves and boasts: "Our hands made this hero." And who do we believe? Why should we believe anyone? But what does it matter who we believe? The main thing is that there is a sense of humor in it.
This election is a joke. A joke about work, a joke about politics, a joke about life.
These elections are a joke. Don't think there's anything serious about them and you just can't find it. They really are one big joke.
These elections are even funny to themselves, they know that no one takes them seriously, and yet they are getting closer and closer.
These elections are a joke. They cost a fortune, but...
What's wrong with laughing a little?
Wait, let's check the numbers, how many billions did this laughter cost us?
Don't you think that's a bit much for three weeks of "laughs"?
Who was in charge of the laughter here?
Seriously, what kind of management is this? The capital no longer has a leader?
Is anyone offended?
Sorry, it was just a joke...
