In light of the great confusion created in every election campaign, I have prepared for you the ultimate test that will determine in a certain and unequivocal manner whether you are indeed ready and prepared for the Baal Tet elections.
A few rules:
The test should not be conducted with an open newspaper.
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It is allowed to answer answers in collaboration with a friend.
The test administrator is not responsible for your results and/or your mood after you discover that you know nothing.
Let's start...
• Who said the following sentence: "The Prime Minister and his gang destroyed the economy in the current term." (Hint: Minister of Finance in the current term Yair Lapid)
• Who said the following sentence: "If I don't get second place, I will resign from the party" (hint: Aryeh Deri).
• What do you think about the following statement: "I am a messenger of the great men of Israel, not of the public. And I do not understand the division between working and non-working Haredim. I myself have been working for 25 years as the CEO..." (Do working Haredim have a representative or not?!).
• How many parties has Tzipi Livni been through in the last 5 years? 1? 2? 3? 4? 5? (Hint: She rules like Beit Hillel. "Adding and going").
• Who is better for the Haredim: Bibi? (On the one hand, he has the highest chance of being elected, and if we don't support him, he will take revenge on us), Bozhi? (On the other hand, what is the chance that he will be elected, and even if he is, he has the vagaries of the architect of the conversion law and the "Dal").
• Who said the following sentence: The people want me (hint: at least 113 serving council members).
If you answered 2-3 questions correctly, it's better not to go to the polls this time.
If you answered 4-5 questions correctly, you will get to vote, but prepare the "correct" ballot in advance because it's pretty clear that you will get confused behind the curtain and enter something similar to the original.
If you answered 6-7 answers correctly, there are only two options: you are a political reporter, or you simply broke the rules and answered with a newspaper open in front of your eyes.
With so many parties, divisions, factions, and divisions (is there another slant we didn't use from the root P.L.G.?), there really is no direction or logic behind this or that party...
We have three more months, which means that according to statistics, two more parties will be established, one party will be eliminated, a political alliance will be struck between two opponents and it will be broken immediately afterwards.
So postpone your decisions. Take a breath and enjoy every moment.
Ballots, proposals for unions, creating and breaking alliances can be sent to the personal email: [email protected]
And with God's help, all inquiries will be answered with seriousness and respect.
