Passover is a holiday of motherhood.<\/p>\r\n
The song "We were slaves to our mother in the kitchen, everything we made she threw in the trash" served as an inherent part of our childhood. Mothers, not necessarily ultra-Orthodox ones, have a cadre of sayings, commands, tips, and demands that sometimes sound a little bizarre, but at the end of the day no one dares to disobey them.<\/p>\r\n
Because, who wants to get in trouble with mom?<\/p>\r\n
So, here at Haredim 10, with the help of children and mothers, we have compiled some catchy sayings, wills, and advice for life, which are worth cutting out and keeping, and remembering that even if a mother sounds a little strange, at the end of the day everything comes from love, because there is no love in the world like a mother. Happy Independence Day.<\/p>\r\n
So let's get started? Here it is:<\/p>\r\n
A. Did you renounce?<\/p>\r\n
B. You didn't shake it off. Come to me and I'll shake you off before you take out leaven for me in all the rooms.<\/p>\r\n
C. Who ate cornflakes in the hallway?<\/p>\r\n
D. I'm asking for the last time.<\/p>\r\n
E. On Passover Eve I'm doing a sponge bath in all the rooms, none of you will be home, go wherever you want. Not here.<\/p>\r\n
E. Don't forget to attend the closing ceremony on Passover Eve, eat something there, otherwise you will have to fast all day.<\/p>\r\n
F. Eat, there is plenty. Eli, don't you want to taste the rice?<\/p>\r\n
G. Eli, taste the rice, we Sephardim are lucky, we can eat. The Ashkenazim are jealous of us.<\/p>\r\n
H. This is a gift for Grandma, in honor of the Seder night, isn't it beautiful?<\/p>\r\n
T. Take an apple.<\/p>\r\n
Y.\u00a0Don't sleep with socks on. It's not good for your feet, they need to be ventilated.<\/span><\/p>\r\n 11. Never sit on the toilet in a public restroom. Put some paper on it.<\/p>\r\n 12. Did you hear who passed away? Yes, the poor thing was sick for a long time, well, let's talk about happy things.<\/p>\r\n 13. Tell me: Who got engaged? No... no... no... Well, Mira's daughter, Nitza [but I completely forgot about her existence].<\/p>\r\n 14. Have you eaten today?<\/p>\r\n 15. The overseer asked you what your name was?<\/p>\r\n 16. And what did you say to him? (What really?)<\/p>\r\n 17. Did you tell him that you are Grandpa's grandson?<\/p>\r\n 18. And what did he say? Did he recognize?<\/p>\r\n 19. It's good that you said that. I'm calling Grandpa to tell him.<\/p>\r\n C. Have you drunk enough?<\/p>\r\n 21. To eat everything, we paid enough money for the hotel, not to leave anything.<\/p>\r\n 22. Not everyone has to know that we have a computer at home.<\/p>\r\n 23. Turn down the music, not all the neighbors need to know that you're making a lot of noise.<\/p>\r\n 24. I'm glad you're friends with Judith Reisner, they're a good family, invite her to our place.<\/p>\r\n Here. I don't want you to go to Apello. If Smadar wants to come to us, please, not to them.<\/p>\r\n You don't have to tell the bride anything.<\/p>\r\n KZ. Were you wearing a sweater?<\/p>\r\n 28. She has good taste for your bride, I tell you.<\/p>\r\n 29. Did you take enough underwear and tank tops for the meeting?<\/p>\r\n L. Don't drink straight from the tap, there's a lot of bacteria in there, I know? Maybe even dogs drank from it.<\/p>\r\n No. Eat the crust of the bread too, it's the healthiest.<\/p>\r\n Be careful. Did you take money with you? Don't leave without something in your pocket.<\/span><\/p>\r\n C. Never take the first product on the shelf, take it from the inside.<\/p>\r\n L. Drink the orange juice I squeezed quickly, before all the vitamins run out.<\/p>\r\n You buy a washing machine, we only repair German ones, the Germans know how to make machines that are second to none.<\/p>\r\n Lou. This week is Kobe's wedding, arrive on time for the wedding, he's our cousin.<\/p>\r\n L. I have no money.<\/p>\r\n L. What do you think grows on trees?<\/p>\r\n Lt. When I was a child I had one dress for weekdays and one for Shabbat. That's it. Grandma never bought more and we didn't ask for more.<\/p>\r\n M. Did he pay you for the work you did? Don't be shy to ask, you worked.<\/p>\r\n Ma. Where are your shoes? Right where you put them.<\/span><\/p>\r\n Mb. Not full from the first course, there is more food. I prepared a tongue.<\/p>\r\n Mag. You have nothing to be ashamed of, did you steal something? (No, but the new hat arouses suspicion because I am like that).<\/p>\r\n\u00a0Md. Don't you want to bring it? No problem, I'll go get it (at this point the child gets up and protests: No, no, I'll bring it. Did the cheeky child who said: Good idea, bring it get it get up).\r\n What? You're a beautiful boy, you have nothing to be ashamed of.<\/span><\/p>\r\n Mo. The computer we have is only for Dad's work needs. And also to watch the video of Michali's wedding.<\/p>\r\n M. I don't know what they do there in the yeshiva, honestly I don't want to know.<\/p>\r\n Mh. You have one bite left, you know how they fought about that in the Holocaust.<\/p>\r\n Matt. This is not our kosher, we don't eat it.<\/p>\r\n N. These children, what will I do with them?<\/p>\r\n Please. I love you.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Did you refuse? The teacher asked you what your name was? And what did you tell him? Don't take the first product on the shelf, drink the orange juice until it's gone, there are vitamins, you don't have to tell them you have a computer at home \u2022 Everything our mothers tell us","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-138"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n